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Stabbed to Death Outside San Juan

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Stabbed to Death Outside San Juan by The Mountain Goats is a song about professional wrestling from the album Beat the Champ.

Theme Lyrics

The winter's wet, and the summer's hot
Take a match in Puerto Rico, why not
Power and adrenaline flowing like amber
From the recesses of the earth, put on your waders
And twitch when the water runs high sometimes
Twitch when the tide ebbs low

See the sights, maybe go downtown
Sometimes you get some heat, sometimes it follows you around
When the blade hits the bone, everybody hears it sing
Shower room full of people, no one hears a goddamned thing
A twitch when the current runs wild sometimes
Twitch when the contact howls

All that racket out there in the arena
I’m on a stretcher, here come the cleaners
And the sky goes dark and there I am
Climbing down the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram
I drop from the top of my tall steel cage
Drop to the concrete floor

See also

External links

Beat the Champ
Southwestern TerritoryThe Legend of Chavo GuerreroForeign ObjectAnimal MaskChoked OutHeel Turn 2Fire EditorialStabbed to Death Outside San JuanWerewolf GimmickLunaUnmasked!The Ballad of Bull RamosHair MatchBlood CapsulesDub Capsules

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