- Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
- (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
- Singles Match (Special Referee: Giant Tiger): The Bear defeated Beef Wellington (7:01)
- Inter Species Title Match: Player Uno (c) defeated Kevin Steen by DQ (10:17)
- Three Way Dance: Michael Von Payton defeated El Hijo del Bamboo and Stinky The Homeless Guy (4:59)
- Invitational Gauntlet Match: The Badd Boys (Brad Badd & Chad Badd) (w/ Dadd Badd) defeated Bruiser & Fuck-Face and T-Unit (Big Larry & Dolla-Bill) and The Priests (??? & ???) (6:34)
- The Badd Boys defeated Bruiser & Fuck-Face (0:10)
- The Badd Boys defeated The Priests (2:22)
- The Badd Boys defeated T-Unit (6:34)
- Winner Kills, Cooks And Eats The Loser Fans Bring The Lego Barnyard Brawl: Moohammad defeated Flip D. Berger (14:21)
- Tag Team Match: El Generico & Twiggy defeated Izzie Deadyet & Zombified (18:53)
|Inter Species Wrestling Events|
|Trapped In The Closet • VANS Warped Tour 2014: Montreal • Slamtasia V|
|Boner Jam III • Candy Apples & Razorblades|