Driving Me Crazy is the 8th episode of Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling
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Iron Sheik has had enough of Nikolai Volkoff's terrible driving, so he decides to take driving lessons to get his own license. Sheik asks for help from Bobby Heenan, offering to let him be his manager instead of Freddie Blassie.
Heenan tells Sheik that the first part of driving is to fasten your seatbelt, but Sheik instead pulls of Heenan's belt. Heenan then gives Sheik the key to start the car, but Sheik tries to put the key in the radio. Heenan instructs Sheik to put the car into gear, release the break and step on the gas, but Sheik gets the instructions mixed up and instead, steps on the gas, puts the car in gear and releases the break.
The car takes off and Heenan spots a narrow gap in an alleyway that the car wouldn't fit through, but Sheik drives right through it, scratching the car, before nearly crashing into a fruit truck and getting the roof ripped by a man fixing a traffic light. Sheik tries parallel parking in a spot that is too small, and smashes the car against 2 other cars to make room to park. Sheik decides he's ready to take his test, but when Heenan questions how Sheik plans to pass, Sheik plans to cheat.
The instructor gives Sheik instructions on the test and Heenan remotely controls the car to help Sheik pass. Volkoff gets distracted by a boy with a remote control plane. Volkoff flies the plane and Heenan is unable to hear Sheik's instructions. The signals of the remotes gets crossed and Volkoff ends up controlling Sheik's car too. Volkoff crashes the car into a tree and Sheik fails his test.
Volkoff drives Sheik again and Sheik questions how Volkoff ever got a license when he's such a terrible driver, Volkoff says he took his driving test in a frozen Siberian wasteland, where "there's nothing to hit for a thousand miles".
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