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Dressed Like A Champ is the 90th episode of WWE Total Divas and the 2nd in Season 7.

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Lana's performance in her debut match leaves a lot to be questioned about her future in the squared circle; Alexa's painful past is triggered during her fashion makeover with Maryse, while Nattie and Trinity offer to babysit Brie's newborn, even though Nattie hates babies.

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With Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan desperately in need of a night to themselves on E!’s Total Divas, Brie recruits an odd couple of Superstars to babysit: Naomi and Natalya. The pairing ends up being a bit of a mixed bag, as Naomi — who is openly planning on having a child someday — is a natural with Birdie Joe, while Natalya doesn’t seem to know what to do, preferring to play with the dogs. As it turns out, Natalya is somewhat terrified of caring for a baby, which is pretty distressing considering she’s one of the more maternal women in the locker room. After she breaks down slightly before their second babysitting stint, Brie decides to stay in with her friends, catch up and order a pizza.

Lana’s big singles debut has finally come, and … it doesn’t seem like anybody has a lot of confidence that she can pull it off. Amid a flood of social media naysayers, Nia Jax gently, if indelicately, reminds Lana that with her managerial skills, she doesn’t really need to wrestle to achieve success in WWE. But in the afterglow of Carmella’s historic Money in the Bank win, The Ravishing Russian wants in on the action and will not be stopped. That is, until after her second match, when she’s pulled aside and informed that WWE has decided to pump the breaks on making her an in-ring performer. Lana is heartbroken, but Nikki Bella, who’s been giving her advice all episode, reassures her in a FaceTime call that she wouldn’t have gotten a second match if she hadn’t earned it and encourages her to keep her confidence going.

We also get a closer look at Alexa Bliss this week, specifically her relationship with Maryse. The veteran Superstar has taken Alexa under her wing and announces with great fanfare her plans to make over Little Miss Bliss’ punk chic aesthetic into something a bit more runway-friendly, as she's fast becoming a marquee representative of the company. Bliss is gently told by the higher-ups that the idea is worth pursuing, so she goes shopping with Maryse in Tokyo to try some new looks. Nia Jax, who knows Alexa has a history of image-consciousness she's worked hard to overcome, isn't thrilled about this, but it takes a conversation with Lilian Garcia on her podcast to give Alexa the nerve to tell Maryse thanks, but no thanks. Maryse, of course, never wanted to change who Alexa is and is totally fine with Bliss having her own look, but letting Alexa pick out outfits for her is where she draws the line.

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List of WWE Total Divas episodes
Season One (2013)
Welcome to the WWEA Tango With FandangoPlanet Funk is Funked UpThe "Fat" TwinFeuding FunkadactylsDiva Las VegasA Leg UpNo Longer The BridesmaidTotal Divas After PartySummer SlamNurse NikkiSeeing RedGet That Chingle ChingleSaying GoodbyeReady to Ride
Season Two (2014)
New Diva On The BlockThe Braniel BusOn Brie's Bad SideInhale, ExhaleFor Better or For WorseThe House SittersFlirting With FandangoRed and GoldWhat Happens In CaboDigging A HoleWedding Mania
Season Three (2014-2015)
Eggs Over FreezingMo' Marriage, Mo' ProblemsRoadside RumbleDivas UnchainedScared StraightPaint the Island RedThe Double-CrossCross Country CatastropheDaddy's Little GirlThe Divas Are Taking OverHer HighnessBaby Not on BoardTwin LeaksInsecurity BreachGirl vs. Girl ByeAll Hail Brie ModeMo' Money, Mo' PursesModel BehaviorIndecent ExposureThe New Divas Champion
Season Four (2015)
Diva DivideShe Said, She SaidEat Your Heart OutDivas on OverdriveTea ModeGood Diva, Bad DivaNo Holds BarreIt's A Beautiful Life?Clash of the DivasGone With the WineAn Unwanted ProposalSome Like It HotReturn of the Ex
Season Five (2016)
Love TriangleA SummerSlam EngagementThe Truth About Cats and DivasTalk of The TownCome Reign or ShineEnd of a Friendship?Hart of the MatterPeace of CakeRocky Road to RecoveryNo RetreatClothes QuartersBaby TalkC'est La Divas (Part 1)C'est La Divas (Part 2)
Season Six (2016-2017)
Total SuperstarsOrlando StrongA Big Flippin' DealGone GirlMother of the GroomToo Many CooksA Win-Wine SituationPain in The NeckWhat Happens in Vegas...The Big DayThe DraftFeel the GlowGroup-SextRunaway BrideSwimming With PigsTotal Summerslam
Season Seven (2017-2018)
This Is Make or BreakDressed Like A ChampBreaking All The RulesThe Diva DivideThe Bella RushDivas Gone WildFake It 'Til You Make ItSingle in the CityThree Alarm FireShall We Dance?Let's Get Naked!Breaking the News
Season Eight (2018)
Good Girls Don't Make HistoryThis Is My HouseThe Real NicolePaige's SecretPink Hair Don't CareWelcome to MiamiChase Your DreamsHate Is a Strong WordA Sisterhood Beyond BloodUnbreakable Force
Season Nine (2019)

The Baddest Women on the PlanetAll Is Fair In Love and WarRowdy RondaDamage ControlThe Real RondaMountainmaniaI Will Prevail35 Years in the MakingHawaiian PunchThe Next Wave

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