CHIKARA The Distant Future was a wrestling event promoted by CHIKARA. It took place on May 7, 2016 at the The Wrestle Factory in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.


Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
(c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
  • Wani, Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Ant eliminate Shane Storm (12:43)
  • Wani, Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Ant eliminate Brian Myers (13:20)
  • Snitsky eliminates Blind Rage (21:12)
  • Snitsky eliminates Steve Turtle (21:23)
  • Snitsky eliminates Lucas Calhoun (21:34)
  • Abominous Rex eliminates Snitsky (25:18)
  • Abominous Rex eliminates Prakash Sabar (25:57)
  • Abominous Rex eliminates Oleg The Usurper (26:56)
  • Missile Assault Ant, Mark Angelosetti, Worker Ant, Pinkie Sanchez, Arctic Rescue Ant, Jervis Cottonbelly, Heidi Lovelace, Hallowicked, Frightmare & Wani eliminates Abominous Rex (27:52)
  • Jakob Hammermeier eliminates Pinkie Sanchez (35:54)
  • Jakob Hammermeier, Missile Assault Ant, Fire Ant, Jigsaw & Touch Phillips Jervis Cottonbelly (37:17)
  • Jakob Hammermeier, Missile Assault Ant, Fire Ant, Jigsaw & Hallowicked eliminates Touch Phillips (38:33)
  • Dasher Hatfield eliminates Frightmare (39:02)
  • The Estonian ThunderFrog eliminates Missile Assault Man (44:50)
  • The Estonian ThunderFrog eliminates El Hijo del Ice Cream (48:22)
  • The Estonian ThunderFrog eliminates Ice Cream Jr. (48:22)
  • Dasher Hatfield, Icarus & Heidi Lovelace eliminates Cheech Hernandez & Jakob Hammermeier (49:45)
  • Hallowicked eliminates Fire Ant (50:05)
  • Hallowicked eliminates Hermit Crab (50:28)
  • Jigsaw eliminates The Estonian ThunderFrog (50:57)
  • Dasher Hatfield eliminates Wani (51:17)
  • Mark Angelosetti eliminates Dasher Hatfield (51:40)
  • Hallowicked eliminates Worker Ant (52:00)
  • Jigsaw eliminates Icarus (52:16)
  • Hallowicked eliminates Kobald (53:20)
  • Hallowicked eliminates Arctic Rescue Ant (54:25)
  • Princess KimberLee eliminates Heidi Lovelace (55:02)
  • Juan Francisco de Coronado eliminates Jigsaw & Princess Kimberlee (55:44)
  • Mark Angelosetti eliminates Juan Francisco de Coronado (58:36)
  • Juan Francisco de Coronado eliminates Mark Angelosetti (59:20)

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2016 CHIKARA events

Days of the Phoenix5 SensesNational Pro Wrestling Day 2016Dead Man's ChestEvil WaysThe New BatchThe Secret of the OozePhone HomeDiskWhisper HouseThe Distant FutureAniversario Tour - Night 1Aniversario Tour - Night 2Aniversario Tour - Night 3Catching FireThe Chamber Of SecretsThe Two TowersThe Lost WorldTightropeHour Of PowerBack In The HabitWhen Nature CallsHour Of Power 2No One's First, And You're NextKing Of Trios - Night 1King Of Trios - Night 2King Of Trios - Night 3The Black GoodbyeHour Of Power 3Cruise ControlJudgment DayCounting BackwardsLike Phantoms, ForeverHour Of Power 4Temple Of DoomSupremacy