CHIKARA All That Glitters was a wrestling event held by CHIKARA. It took place on August 9, 2008 at the Riverside Beneficial Association Building in Reading, Pennsylvania.
- Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
- The Super Smash Bros. (Player Dos & Player Uno) defeated The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) (13:17)
- Team F.I.S.T. (Chuck Taylor, Gran Akuma & Icarus) defeated Las Chivas Rayadas (Chiva II & Chiva III) & Lince Dorado) (15:13)
- Incoherence (Delirious & Hallowicked) (c) defeated The Sea Donsters (Hydra & Tim Donst) in a Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match to retain the CHIKARA Campeones de Parejas (22:01)
- Hallowicked pinned Hydra (12:31)
- Delirious pinned Tim Donst (9:30)