- Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
- (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
- Three Way Tag Team Match: Damage Inc. (Chewy & Hugh Mongous) (w/ Trinity) defeat Real Smooth (Smooth X & UnReal) and Club 21 (CJ Sensation & Kevin Grace)
- Singles Match: Dynamite Dean defeats Jimmy Vegas
- Singles Match: The Golden Shower defeats Mr. X
- Singles Match: Phoenix defeats AJ Miller
- Falls Count Anywhere Match: Sebastian Dark defeats Shirley Doe
- Tag Team Match: The All-Knighters (Joey Knight & Robin Knightwing) (w/ Lando Calrissian) defeat Sexual Harassment (Eric Xtasy & JT Rodgers)
- BEER Title Match: Dennis Gregory (w/ Drew Lazario) (c) defeats The Sandman
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